Looking for the perfect father’s day present, birthday present for grandpa, or easy to read instruction for the up-and-coming golfer in your family? Hoping to improve your handicap and stay out of Dufferville? “Point Your Johnson at the Ball” is more than an entertaining golf guide for the golfer in your life. It reveals simple steps that lead to better technique, tips, strategies, and a greater appreciation for the centuries old sport. 

Witty prose and comedic illustrations take you through each aspect of the game, including the 19th watering hole in fun, creative, and often outrageous ways! Follow Chris and Dimples through . . .

• A short history of golf
• The fundamentals
• Your swing and follow through
• Body, mind, and course positioning
• Simple rules of the links
• How best to judge the hole by its green
• And so much more!

All the while they’ll teach you the importance of Pointing Your Johnson at the Ball!

The techniques and tips demonstrated in this handy “How To” will bring clarity to golfers of any age and skill level, making it the perfect gift for father’s day, grandpa’s (or grandma’s!) birthday, holidays, or just because for any golfer in your life!

“My family golfs, and they’re always looking for new tips and tricks to improve their handicap. The illustrations and explanations are hilarious and have been super helpful."

- Krista Seaman

"My dad was never the same after reading this book! Every time we visit him at the mental hospital, he asks for Rex Johnson!"

– Adrian Elias

"I used to be terrible out of bunkers, but the 'dollar trick' in chapter 14 changed my world. It's so effective, I shared the technique with all my golfing buddies."

– Jason Niedle

“Not quite right.” These are the words most commonly used by family and friends to describe Christopher Hoskins.

At an early age, Chris was overheard saying, “I love the feel of cold steel in my hands.” Fearing his only grandson would grow up to be a hitman, Ed Hanlon (aka Grandpa) quickly intervened. On the morning of his 6th birthday, Chris received his first set of golf clubs.

As the years passed, Chris entered the world of amateur competition. Modest success pointed him in the direction of the PGA Tour. Fate, however, dealt a cruel blow as injuries plagued his short-lived career. From 1977 to 1993, Chris made 14 visits to the emergency room with ailments ranging from severed fingers to a fractured neck. Mind you, golf is not a violent sport. Chris was just a klutz. Except for a severe blow to the head from a stray golf ball, a fractured ankle from a student’s downswing, a broken wrist from hitting balls at the driving range, and being knocked unconscious from an ill-fated meeting with a cart path, Chris never had a problem on the course. He was just, well … lucky.

Today, Chris lives in Orange County, California. He is currently working on a technical definition for the term “Johnson,” while his wife conducts research through back issues of National Geographic.